My Heart Is Yours, Jagi 💘

I saw a wonderful post with 1500 yo merlin that time travel back to Camelot & he hates the fact that there is no coffee, no plumbing,...

But

Hear me out.

Merlin and post return Arthur that BOTH came back to Camelot but it's Arthur that HATES it

Arthur that lived for 30 years in the modern world & got used to it (but at the same time not totally because Merlin is an old man and his home look a lot like your grandpa's home if your grandpa was 1500 yo if you see what I mean. )

Arthur that simply can not live without his morning coffee and simply hates the fact that Merlin doesn't need it (the peak of being a warlock)

Arthur that got used to live in a magical house that was 100% rats-free (except for that two 150 years old pet rats that Merlin keeps, don't ask him. Arthur stopped asking questions about sorcerer and their familiars when Merlin's Owl began to speak. It's rats free where it matter aka NOT in his (their) bed) AND kind of half alive magical house (what do you mean he has to GET UP and ASK to someone to get his warm bath?!)

Arthur that lived his best life with 0 responsibility (except one or two magical quest here and there & the need to feed merlin's (their but Arthur has a dad-getting-a-pet-he-didn't-want behaviour about it) dragons) with his immortal bf/husband/he-is-half-of-my-soul-as-the-poets-say and now has to share his home with other people AND with assholes, spies, assassin's,... Lurking everywhere

Arthur that now understand why Merlin hates it so much when someone think he is a 20 something years old and why he never left the house without his old man/60 years old appearance

Basically Arthur at first being like "it's so nostalgic :D" then "Merlin, I don't care what you do, I want our home back😩... What do you mean we CAN'T!?! I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS?!? "

(this post is somewhat a fellow-up from Merlin actually living for 1500+ years and kind of merlin not looking 20 years old because he is old)

Jongwoo: What happened after you guys killed for the first time?

Dongsik: I didn't.

Eve: She shot me.

Will: We sort of adopted a teenager.

Eve: That doesn't sound so bad?

Will: He later made me think I've killed her.

Dongsik: Oh. Mine let me think I've killed people too.

Dongsik: He framed me for his crimes and let me go to prison.

Will: Been there. I hope you gave him jail time too.

Dongsik: Sure did!

Eve: What about you, Jongwoo?

Jongwoo: He framed himself for my crimes and we made the police think I killed him in self-defense so none of us would go to prison.

Will: That's clever.

Will: I jumped off a cliff with mine.

Eve: That's stupid.

Will: I know.

Deku’s dynamic with the 2nd User is genuinely still one of the funniest things to come out of this entire series.

“Looks like Kacchan, acts like Kacchan, but is NOT Kacchan, so you’re nothing to me”

Neil ending up with the Trojans instead is so funny to think about. He’d last half a day before texting his dad like, “This is worse than running. They keep asking how I feel. Come get me. I’m scared and I miss you.”

first forever partner friday of 2025? (comm for @ajmprnt through the @aftg4palestine fund!!)

Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

Just two totally normal boys in a totally normal camp. :P

Neil, and my headcannons.

He's absurdly good at things like poker. Like, insanely good. Not only because he's able to cheat and hide his emotions super well, but also because he's a mathematic god to me. Stuff like that relies bot on luck, probability and skill, so Neil manages to almost always win.

Because of this, he's always seen with Allison and Nicky in bars, gambling. They just let him destroy people for money that they'll use on drinks, and he entertains himself with the game.

They both call him "The little ace" as a reference to his sexuality, too

I feel like making a kakegurui au now, shame.

He's also a huge plant lover. He finds the fact that now he can literally grow roots so funny and scary.

Because those plants are his, see? They're growing in his house, the one he shares with Andrew, and they're beautiful and he feels like tearing up everytime one of them blossoms

Neil is also the math tutor of the foxes. Specially the new ones

"LISTEN, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ALLOWED TO PLAY IT HAS TO BE FOR S GOOD REASON, LIKE- BREAKING YOUR LEG OR SOMETHING. IT'S NOT GOING TO BE BECAUSE OF MATHS. COME HERE, BRING A NOTEBOOK"

He's not very charming but he is very patient so he manages to make em understand to a certain degree.

He's unbothered by fashion. But he never wears too much gold.

Because "Fuck Jeremy Knox and his army of care bears"

He gets confused with an underage person quite often.

He and Andrew, actually.

Sometimes, when he can't stand the touch of other people, he brushes his fingers along Andrew's clothes instead

He knows the language of flowers!

He also knows asl

In like, five different languages

One time he almost adopts one of those colorfully brigth and loud parrots, because in his mind, he always associates birds with Ravens. Then he remembers sir and king

He's the nicest person to kids. Like he changes his whole demeanor. He always imagines little Andrew and Renée, and how some kind words can impact in someone's life

He constantly donates to orphanages. Andrew does too, but he never says anything about it

Ichiro is like "You're really spending the 20% of money we give u in random kids?"

Neil very happily nods

"Maybe you really are crazy"

He joins Dan and Matt the day they start buying stuff to make their house a foster home (because Matt has decided to be s stay at home husband now) and he is so scared because they asked him to be there, and he isn't quite sure what the fuck he's supposed to do

But he very quickly starts pointing out stuff

"See, this door needs some better locks. Door always need better locks"

"I would hate a mirror this big without something to cover it sometimes"

"...take that iron out of the kid's bedroom. Trust me. Bad idea"

He is incredibly good at sewing. One time, he makes clothes for the cats

I have more but have this for now

Stay with the one who looks at you like Moonjo looks at Jongwoo ❤️

Because we deserve no less ;)

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Dragonfruit by CheeseSandwjch

Summary: Akutagawa shows up at Atsushi’s house injured from a mission; Atsushi takes care of him.

{One Shot}

Rated - Teen & Up

Of Pinot and Patience by ChaoticQuill

Summary: In the morning hours after a night with Dazai, Chuuya finds himself addled by doubts that he'll be left behind again. Dazai, in an uncharacteristic move, offers to be patient.

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Or: Chuuya worries Dazai is going to leave him, and they decide not to have sex again until Chuuya has overcome those doubts. Hilarity ensues.

{One Shot}

Rated - Explicit

I'll call your name by caramelt

Summary: “Of all places to discuss the case,” Atsushi said as they made their way back to the busy crowd, voice getting louder with every step as he fought to compete with the noise around them. He had finished his chazuke not long ago. “Why a summer festival?”

“Has it not occurred to you that I'm taking you out on a date?”

Oh. Oh.

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Basically Akutagawa and Atsushi get together fluff.

{One Shot}

Rated - Teen & Up

I Love You (deeply) by SapphireSunstone

Summary: Akutagawa almost wishes he hadn’t heard it.

He wishes that there wasn’t another figure pressed up against him underneath his own bedsheets. Wishes that he hadn’t invited Atsushi to stay for the night when he realised how dark it had gotten. Wishes he hadn’t opened the door when the were-tiger had knocked.

Because now he has to deal with this.

{One Shot}

Rated - General Audiences

With the Warmth of Your Arms, you Saved Me by Glenraven

Summary: Atsushi sputtered, eyes widened and cheeks red. Ryuu could practically watch his brain malfunctioning at the nickname. Since he was still wearing his shirt, he summoned a few tendrils of Rashoumon and had them wrap loosely around Atsushi’s wrists.
“Can you keep them there for me, sweetie?” he smiled. “I need the use of both my hands to worship you.”
Atsushi simply nodded, tugging lightly at the restraints to test their give. He could have easily ripped through them, but Ryuu knew that he liked the resistance and needed the reminder. He tended to have trouble keeping his hands off of Ryuu, and though Ryuu preened at being so irresistible, sometimes he really did like his dessert to sit quietly.
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Ryuu makes it very clear to Atsushi how much he treasures him.

{One Shot}

Rated - Explicit

Unexpected Heat by Princess_Cherry

Summary: Akutagawa almost never even got his heat, Mori and Yosano agree that the cause is a combination of his sickness and his malnutrition as a child, his body couldn’t afford to have his heat often but once in a blue moon he got his heat and no one was ever ready for it

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In which Akutagawa goes into unexpected heat and his mates need to be there for him.

One Shot | OmegaVerse

Rated - Explicit

Love to spare by Princess_Cherry

Summary: Dazai smiled, he felt blessed to have these three people in his life.

He really had love to spare. 
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In which Akutagawa, Atsushi, Chuuya and Dazai celebrate their 2nd anniversary, it starts wholesome but quickly turns steamy.

{One Shot}

Rated - Explicit

Pretty Kitty by scribespirare

Summary: Certain things make Atsushi...well, lose control, so to speak.

{One Shot}

Rated - Explicit

electric by quitepossiblyjanuary

Summary: They're always a little sloppy, but it's one of Atsushi's favorite parts about them, that messiness. He loves the feeling of Akutagawa's nose squished up against his face, changing every few minutes because Akutagawa likes to tilt his head this way and that, testing which angle is best for sliding his tongue against Atsushi's lips. He loves the feeling of Akutagawa's lips slipping and catching on his chin, his cheeks, as they blindly move their mouths against each other, eyes closed and too happy to care about neatness.

{One Shot}

Rated - Explicit

Something, Somehow by the_cricket

Summary: Atsushi doesn't meet Dazai by the river, and he doesn't join the agency. He saves himself from starving and figures out how to live, but he still ends up involved with both the Port Mafia and the ADA. Also, it's silly.

Complete | 3 Chapters

Rated - General Audiences

Be Good by orphan_account

Summary: It came out more or less by accident.

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“Are you okay, Ryuu?” Atsushi’s concerned voice finally broke the silence that had descended on the table.

“Oh I think Ryuu is much better than okay,” Dazai answered for him, glancing at Atsushi out of the corner of his eye before returning his attention to the man in front of him. “Could it be that our little Ryuunosuke likes it when we tell him just how good he is?”

{One Shot}

Rated - Explicit

Pet-a-cat, pet-a-cat, mafia man by amythecinnabunny

Summary: Nakajima Atsushi has this nifty little trick where he turns into a cat to offer comfort to people. Somehow, it leads to dating Nakahara Chuuya — after an accidental Italian vacation, that is.

{One Shot}

Rated - General Audiences

Hidden Colors by we_burnin_shit_yo

Summary: Atsushi brings in a pouch of fingernail polishes and Chuuya proceeds to do their nails while Dazai and Akutagawa hang out in the kitchen for food before joining their boyfriends which results in a fluffy polysoukoku evening.

{One Shot}

Rated - n/a