Holy Fuck I Know This Text, Probably Even That Exact Translation!

Yuri Gagarin, the hobbyist photographer, at home with his wife.

Today, I managed to eat :3

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

M-mreow >.<

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i rest my case

When university makes you read ancient Roman smut...this is the life

God I wanna be smothered to death by a bunch of transbians.. QwQ

(my gf being the one directly on top of me of course)

woahhh you're cute and cool

T-t-thankies 👉👈 >.<

I once saw a report about Azerbaijan (former Republic of the USSR, to those who didn't know), and some older guy who appeared in it was called "Mel/M.E.L." (Marx. Engels. Lenin.)

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life