@practicalkim hm? ππ
last night my girlfriend told me she wants to buy me lots of outfits and to force me to wear them. why arent more of you like this? disappointing.
Naw, slutty lil mutt. Too bad I'm not up for that, but I'm sure you'll find someone who can help you <3
Awww, lil pup wants some asks, wants attention? What an adorable little pup in need, it deserves sooo much attention and care <3 *pat pat* Will puppy feel good from cuddles and kissies though? Or does its slutty mind crave other things?
Rurururfff rufff arururf yyeshsh cuddlezz an kisses are good ^w^ buttt yeaggg am maybe able a little bit a slut right now arururrfff rufff heheheee >W<
saw the cutest lil pigeon in the parking garage ;w;
i'm listening to gathering moss, by robin wall kimmerer, and she is talking about a very odd job she was consigned to do, where an eccentric millionaire recuited her to consult on a "habitat restoration". when she arrives, the job they actually want her to do is to tell them how to plant mosses on the rocks in his garden. he wants it to look like a specific, beautiful wild cliff in the woods nearby, with centuries-old beds of moss growing thick and strong. she tells him it is impossible. such a thing would take decades to accomplish.
later, she is called back to look at the progress of the moss garden and is amazed by the thick, well-established mosses. how did they do it? she asks.
then they take her out to the woods and show her that they have been blasting huge chunks of rock out of the cliff, packaging them in burlap, and moving them to the owner's garden.
Crackah
intersex egg cracker guy again. just cracked another one. it really is that easy
M-mreow >.<
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i rest my case
this is so sweet π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
I think this is something I'm very much missing on my mental health journey...
loving mommy patting your head with her soft hand
God I wanna be smothered to death by a bunch of transbians.. QwQ
(my gf being the one directly on top of me of course)
βThe Breatherβ by Billy Collins
She/her | 22 | Silly bean | No sexting! | I post and reblog horny stuff, because I'm just that gay, therefore, for keeping decency, please, minors, look away!
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