“The Breather” By Billy Collins

hello, fellow silly bean :3

Omg, another silly bean?! Woahhh :0 *commences with intense silliness*

There's this great Anecdote about Lucius Lucinius Crassus, who, according to both Aelian and Plutarchos, cried when a beloved pet moray(or eel?) of his died:

Fellow member of senate, Domitius, with whom Crassus never went well along, made fun about Crassus and called him a fool for crying over a Fish, to which Crassus replied something like "I might have cried about my fish, but you didn't shed a single tear about your three dead wives."

Damn, what a comeback.

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Nyeheheheh >x3

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trans women are not subject to misandry. i think the reason people say that is because trans women are treated the way fervent 2015 style mras think men are treated (times like a thousand)

This came to me in a fuckin dream….

Rrrrrrrrrr~ Come'ere and bite me!~

Fuck I love being a pale ass girlie. I bet bitemarks would show so well on this soft, fair skin of mine, oh well...~

Picrew thingie I put together in 2021. Ah yes, the very cis urge to have looked like this. God, I was so oblivious... qwq

Edit: I just found out the creator of this specific picrew apparently is discriminating against aromantic and asexual people, great...

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.