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@practicalkim which one am I? :<

I know stereotypes are bad, but let’s be honest—every trans girl has a vibe. So tell me, which one are you?

A cute hacker girl fueled exclusively by energy drinks – You type at lightning speed, have a questionable sleep schedule, and may or may not be a digital cryptid. Bonus points if you can do eyeliner so sharp it doubles as a weapon.

A literal cat/dog (kitten/puppy also valid options) – You either radiate smug feline energy or are the human embodiment of "wagging tail, big eyes, head pats please." No in-between.

Target mom – You have opinions on scented candles, will absolutely offer to buy your friends snacks, and could run a household with military efficiency if you weren’t so busy being cute.

Three communist manifestos in a trench coat trying to add others to their cause – You own at least one tattered copy of The Communist Manifesto, believe transition should be free, and could (and would) unionize a girl’s night out.

Teenage witch – You collect shiny rocks, you’ve considered hexing a TERF, and your idea of self-care involves moon water and aggressively manifesting a hotter body.

OH NO A LITERAL GOBLIN! – You hoard shinies, giggle mischievously, and the concept of “pretty girl” and “chaotic gremlin” are one and the same to you.

A vampire with an addiction to fluffy things – Yes, you are the night. But also, you need a soft blanket, thigh-high socks, and a collection of plushies to survive.

A faerie who steals genders and scrambles eggs – You don’t just crack eggs; you turn them into omelets. Gender is yours to redistribute. Watch out, because if you so much as look at someone, they might start questioning things.

A 1950s housewife but horny and super progressive – You bake, you’re adorable, and you’re absolutely calling someone “darling” while making them question their sexuality.

Goth was never just a phase, it’s a lifestyle – Your wardrobe is mostly black, your eyeliner could kill a man, and you’ve perfected the balance between spooky and sapphic.

Goth but discovering the color brown (steampunk) – You have very strong opinions on corsets, pocket watches, and the intersection of sapphic romance and gears.

Cottagecore is my goal in life – You dream of a cozy cottage in the woods where you and your cute wife bake bread, tend to your garden, and forget what capitalism is.

I choose you, random fetish! – You didn’t mean to be this way, but here you are. Your interests are niche, intense, and probably make people blush when you explain them.

So, which one (or ones) are you? Or are you something even gayer?

i neeeeeeedddd to spend a day lying in bed with someone, holding each other close, feeling each others' breaths as we intermittently fall asleep with our moths together, cuddling and touching and feeling and groping and fucking less out of lust than out of a need to just be closer, memorising everything about their body, the time slipping away........

@practicalkim hm? 👉👈

last night my girlfriend told me she wants to buy me lots of outfits and to force me to wear them. why arent more of you like this? disappointing.

Well, today I chatted with a very very good friend (honestly mkre than a friend) of mine and she made a little joke about something I said being not nice, which I took ultra serious and then fell into a very deep pit of self hatred, crying about how I hurt a person I love. So, a "/s" would have spared me from one of the top 5 worst moments in my life (it was very bad, because I care for her so much and easily spiral down)

honestly i think conversation tags are fine so long as you stick to a handful of well known and actually useful ones??? idk being able to convey sarcasm through text without going overboard is convenient. dont get me wrong i do think that they can be overused and that it necessitates a small standardized dictionary but like... if you know what /s, /j, and /gen mean, you are being adequately communicated to, even if you dont like it.

(i do think /hj is meaningless though)

i'm listening to gathering moss, by robin wall kimmerer, and she is talking about a very odd job she was consigned to do, where an eccentric millionaire recuited her to consult on a "habitat restoration". when she arrives, the job they actually want her to do is to tell them how to plant mosses on the rocks in his garden. he wants it to look like a specific, beautiful wild cliff in the woods nearby, with centuries-old beds of moss growing thick and strong. she tells him it is impossible. such a thing would take decades to accomplish.

later, she is called back to look at the progress of the moss garden and is amazed by the thick, well-established mosses. how did they do it? she asks.

then they take her out to the woods and show her that they have been blasting huge chunks of rock out of the cliff, packaging them in burlap, and moving them to the owner's garden.

You know what? Fuck it. Just fuck it. I have suffered for over a decade, having been one of the most altruistic people I know, often actively making my life worse to help others with whatever problems they had. I'm fucking unemployed, suffer from severe mental illnesses, and just in general had a pretty shitty life. Fuck it. Fuck you. I will not spend any notable amount of money on anything except my rent, electricity, and fucking food. I won't walk/go somewhere anymore just because you lost or forgot something. I will not risk my career just because you won't get your stupid ass to ask anyone else for help but me. I'm fucking done with this shit. If I continue with this mindset and lifestyle, it'll end my life. That's not worth it. Your life actually isn't worth more than mine. And don't you tell me I'm overreacting. After what I've endured, I have all the right to react like this. Fuck off, leave me alone, talk to someone else about it. God, fuck...

As a professional fumbler, oh trust me there are sooo many ways to fuck up real baddd

fumbling a freak should be punishable by death

I-I got a Creedence Best of vinyl, and it'd be pretty cool if we got to listen to some Nazareth and Sabbath too >.< 👉👈

A cute transfem should come over listen to 70s rock with me we do so on Vinyl or however you prefer and make out and kiss or something

gurlfren :)