Mreow!! X3

This is the shit I got to tumblr for. Unhinged transfems telling the funniest shit there is, hell yeah

when i was in the hospital after bottom surgery, they had a catheter in me because can't pee, and that thing burned like reagan in hell, so they tried a couple medications to help, and the second they tried they warned me would turn my pee a bright orange, and i have a a kink for having unethical experiments performed on me, so i eagerly said yes, and it worked! i felt much better, and after a little bit my really hot nurse that i think had flirted with me earlier when taking my vitals (which i was on so many drugs that he probably wasn't, but that didn't stop me from trying to flirt back by saying "i LOVE ice water~" really sexy when he brought me some) drained the catheter bag into a clear jar and held it up and the morning light hit it just right and it lit the room up orange and i said "ooo... the forbidden fanta...." and now every time i drink fanta i think about piss but that's okay because i'm into that

Most based dad I've seen in a while

"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!

How did I not hear about this

erininthemorning.com

New German, Swiss, And Austrian Guidelines Recommend Trans Youth Care, Slam Cass Review

The recommendations, released by the Association of the Scientific Medical Societies in Germany, come at a time when US politicians erroneou

Reblog this to bite Me. Not prev, not mutuals, Me. Do it, coward.

Pwease pwease pwease pwease just a biiiit

plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺

Or in a beautiful park.. 👉👈

need to be dicked down by a butch in the forest

*bap* nya :3c

reblog to bap prev with your paw

Reblog to make prev dumber and sluttier

The thing with getting joy by making other people happy is...am I being altruistic by helping folks and making them happy? Or am I actually an egoist pig who just uses people to get happy herself? Am I exploiting them? O.O

Good thing is trans girls can easily be shared, so the market isn't artificially shrunk by trans girl multi-owners, PLUS we do not leave our property mostly unused and empty.

property owner? in this economy?

ohhh you mean you own a trans girl okay that makes sense