Reblog To Make Prev Dumber And Sluttier

Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared

Original comic by Rasenth

Weak.

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

*clings onto you and gives you lotsa smoochies all over*

whoever likes or reblogs this or simply DMs me, you have given me permission to lay and cuddle on you and cling

Well I think most folks got drafted (especially black and/or poor folks) and were torn out of their youth and thrown into a war they didn't really want so... I think it's ok to shed a tear and spend a minute thinking about the poor pigs that were sent into a grinder not of their own making..

But I'm not big on the Vietnam War, my thing is ancient Roman fishponds.

"This memorial day we remember our Vietnam veterans" alright. That's a fucking participation trophy.

Does someone not like kitties? Tsts, what an evil boy..

Woof

Woof!

Woah, you're such a smart boi :3 *pet pet*

wish it was acceptable to wear a collar as a normal part of an outfit

Pickled peppers are the best thing in the world. That, or hot steamy lesbian sex. Or both? Both.

"useless lesbians who won't communicate"

> look inside

> girls scared of being rejected by the one they love