This is the shit I got to tumblr for. Unhinged transfems telling the funniest shit there is, hell yeah
when i was in the hospital after bottom surgery, they had a catheter in me because can't pee, and that thing burned like reagan in hell, so they tried a couple medications to help, and the second they tried they warned me would turn my pee a bright orange, and i have a a kink for having unethical experiments performed on me, so i eagerly said yes, and it worked! i felt much better, and after a little bit my really hot nurse that i think had flirted with me earlier when taking my vitals (which i was on so many drugs that he probably wasn't, but that didn't stop me from trying to flirt back by saying "i LOVE ice water~" really sexy when he brought me some) drained the catheter bag into a clear jar and held it up and the morning light hit it just right and it lit the room up orange and i said "ooo... the forbidden fanta...." and now every time i drink fanta i think about piss but that's okay because i'm into that
I use "bean" as an affectionate term for people on a daily basis. Hope I can spread it
If you like
“Being called a ‘good girl’, ‘good boy’, ‘good bean’, etc”
Then you should try
“the mutual feeling of safety when you embrace that trans girl you’re talking to”
I actually like the look of the Great White Fleet a lot. In that same look the USS St. Louis was an absolute beauty I think c:
:0 Imperial Japanese Navy ship as a profile banner!
Mhmm! The Takao
I just think she's really pretty. In my top 5 for prettiest warships
Holy fuck I didn't know, but this is true.
I worked a bit more on it while bored in bed last night and thought I'd share again ^^' I know it's just a lazy lil edit but I kinda like it >.<
Unfortunately I don't know how to roughen up the edges in the program I used and also don't know how shades and reflections work qwq
Yes yes yes yes yes yes! From both ends of this!!
staring at you with unbridled lust in my eyes as you yap about your nerdy interests
Tall Femme gf that looks down at my like I'm her cute pet, grabs my face and digs her nails into my cheeks before kissing me.
I'm 5'2 btw...
A quiet, happy life.
I do also have a habit of collecting nice (often metal) things I find, but in that I'd compare myself more to a crow or magpie than to a dragon 0v0
So I watched "Flow", and every time there were fish on the screen (which was often) my stupid kitty brain just went:
"OwO!!! Fishies!! Fiiish! Fishiiie! Gib!! Gib meee!! Want fishie!! Neeed fishie!! Need grab the fishie! Fishie!! >:3"
God, what have I become.. qwq
She/her | 22 | Silly bean | No sexting! | I post and reblog horny stuff, because I'm just that gay, therefore, for keeping decency, please, minors, look away!
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