God I wanna hug this silly bean so bad qwq Maybe even smooch (I'm sorry, Kimmy, I'm too gay)
Wren you did battle with a celebrity and won?!?! How do you have this much power?
You mean @cholerascum?
Lol.
I suppose she is pretty cool. ^>^
(Also, in an actual fight I would loose to like basically anyone. My fading farm girl musicales will not save my uncoordinated ass.)
How did I not hear about this
SCARY INMATE: welcome to the warriors prison what are you in for?
ME: flowing water, still rock. a sunlit meadow and a gentle breeze
GRUFF INMATE: she's one o' them poets! get 'er, lads!
[I swiftly dispatch them with a flurry of blows]
ME: even a delicate rose has thorns..
@practicalkim hm? šš
last night my girlfriend told me she wants to buy me lots of outfits and to force me to wear them. why arent more of you like this? disappointing.
Me toooo
CHAPPELL ROAN ā attending the Valentino FW25 show at Paris Fashion Week, March 9, 2025 (via @enfntsterribles on Instagram Reels)
I, and due to me also my girlfriend, actually have this in our regular vocabulary
Yeah yeah subby femme x dommy butch, thatās fun and all.
But whereās my subby butch x dommy femme? Whereās my butches who wear chokers ābecause they look coolā but in reality itās proof that the femme owns them? Whereās the femmes who are half the size of the butch but super possessive? Whereās the femme who orders for the butch? Who makes the butch blush in front of their biker gang? Reblog and Iāll make this a story
Dork energy hasn't gone <3
cant believe they let this fucking dork become a woman. theyll just let anyone in these days
"American dipper" (Cinclus MEXICANUS). Americans renaming Mexican stuff again, tsts xD
American dipper (Cinclus mexicanus)
*clings onto you and gives you lotsa smoochies all over*
whoever likes or reblogs this or simply DMs me, you have given me permission to lay and cuddle on you and cling
I actually like the look of the Great White Fleet a lot. In that same look the USS St. Louis was an absolute beauty I think c:
:0 Imperial Japanese Navy ship as a profile banner!
Mhmm! The Takao
I just think she's really pretty. In my top 5 for prettiest warships
She/her | 22 | Silly bean | No sexting! | I post and reblog horny stuff, because I'm just that gay, therefore, for keeping decency, please, minors, look away!
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