I Actually Like The Look Of The Great White Fleet A Lot. In That Same Look The USS St. Louis Was An Absolute

God I wanna be smothered to death by a bunch of transbians.. QwQ

(my gf being the one directly on top of me of course)

I’ve noticed something kind of tragically hilarious.

most trans girls on Tumblr are either running horny blogs, quietly battling clinical depression, or both. Like, the sacred rite of passage seems to be crying in a hoodie that smells like girl sweat and regret… only to pause mid-sob, scroll past some gorgeously drawn or written smut, and casually reblog it with a tag like “me n my gf (manifesting)” before going right back to spiraling.

It’s honestly an entire mood board: chipped nail polish, thighs half-shaved, heart in shambles—but the blog? Impeccably curated with soft porn, cursed memes, and big gay energy.

We're not okay, but at least we’re hot, gay, and terminally online about it. Tumblr’s our little church where we worship by thirsting, crying, and healing in the weirdest, most beautiful ways. Bless this chaotic little girlhood. Amen.

What if...car girl? O.o

"would you love me if i was a worm?" yes of course

"would you still love me if i was a car guy?" HELL TO THE NAW TO THE FUCK TO THE NO

what do you MEAN arknights has a dog girl with the talent "knotting master" and the skill "tameable"

I very much enjoy cooking! I love trying out weird and random recipes, like some medieval English custard or whatever my little goblin mind finds interesting. I especially enjoy Turkish cuisine and try to expose those close to me to it as best as I can, because it's just awesome! (I'm a bit biased but that's ok)

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

I once saw a report about Azerbaijan (former Republic of the USSR, to those who didn't know), and some older guy who appeared in it was called "Mel/M.E.L." (Marx. Engels. Lenin.)

ok so i am not, nor have i ever been, a member of any punk scene so take this with a grain of salt

but it amazes me when people try to no-true-scotsman punk politics. like, sure there are a lot of leftists and progressives that are in and come from punk. but it was always a reactionary musical and fashion movement without any clear politics besides “fuck shit up.” thats going to draw in people from a myriad of beliefs and theyre not going to be (and have never been) perfectly in line with your leftist values. hell, half the ramones were conservative. johnny rotten went maga to nobody’s surprise. jello biafra had to specify “nazi punks fuck off” because some of the punk movement were and are literal nazis. and then you even have riot grrl, which is on the whole pretty left leaning. except of course for the MASSIVE transmisogyny in the movement.

idk it just feels like yall wanna stick “punk” on things you like and strip it off things you dont whether or not they do actually fit the conventions of the musical genre

This is fucking hilarious

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

it feels like im going to break this fleshlight sometimes