*bites U Very Girlilie*

I feel the urge to hug all of you real tight >.<

god autistic girls are so cute

Now that I think about it, being a huge history nerd, I should maybe start posting some of the funny and/or interesting history stuff I stumble upon during my work.

Be prepared for silly fish related talks and also weird, kind of sexual stuff of anciency c:

The thing with getting joy by making other people happy is...am I being altruistic by helping folks and making them happy? Or am I actually an egoist pig who just uses people to get happy herself? Am I exploiting them? O.O

Reblog this to bite Me. Not prev, not mutuals, Me. Do it, coward.

Meeeeeee x3

What if...car girl? O.o

"would you love me if i was a worm?" yes of course

"would you still love me if i was a car guy?" HELL TO THE NAW TO THE FUCK TO THE NO

This is the shit I got to tumblr for. Unhinged transfems telling the funniest shit there is, hell yeah

when i was in the hospital after bottom surgery, they had a catheter in me because can't pee, and that thing burned like reagan in hell, so they tried a couple medications to help, and the second they tried they warned me would turn my pee a bright orange, and i have a a kink for having unethical experiments performed on me, so i eagerly said yes, and it worked! i felt much better, and after a little bit my really hot nurse that i think had flirted with me earlier when taking my vitals (which i was on so many drugs that he probably wasn't, but that didn't stop me from trying to flirt back by saying "i LOVE ice water~" really sexy when he brought me some) drained the catheter bag into a clear jar and held it up and the morning light hit it just right and it lit the room up orange and i said "ooo... the forbidden fanta...." and now every time i drink fanta i think about piss but that's okay because i'm into that

Woof

Woof!

pbj at da creek (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

yay puters ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶