Pbj At Da Creek (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

saw the cutest lil pigeon in the parking garage ;w;

they match....

Mrrrow! >:3

Woof

Woof!

I would punch your tummy for you~

Would you still love me if you were a worm?!

Only if you went up to the next fish pond and told those hungry bozos "See this cute worm? She's my girlfriend, and you can never have her!", just out of spite

Hemlo :3

god autistic girls are so cute

Excuses, excuses!

How dare there aren't an cute girls cuddling with me in my bed rn, playing with my sensitive body, kissing me, squishing all the right spots..

This is utterly criminal. Transphobic even.

I'll be honest with ya... really not feeling the prison of flesh and bones today..

*clings onto you and gives you lotsa smoochies all over*

whoever likes or reblogs this or simply DMs me, you have given me permission to lay and cuddle on you and cling

Holy fuck I know this text, probably even that exact translation!