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Steve becoming fluent in Eddie.

Let me explain. Eddie has a bad habit of talking with his mouth full; not realising he’s muttering; or making random sounds and expecting people to understand what he’s trying to convey. It’s a hang over from being non verbal as a kid.

When Steve first starts dating him, he’s at a loss. His own hearing isn’t great, and even with his hearing aids he has to work hard to figure out what Eddie’s trying to tell him. But eventually he gets the hang of taking ques from Eddie’s body rather than his words. He also gets a helping hand from Wayne who has been reading Eddie’s physical cues since his boy was eight.

So when Eddie flumps down on the bed and speaks into the pillow “ihateeverythimantheworldithterablethomeonekillme,” everyone else is confused. But Steve just doesn’t even look up from his magazine and says.

“Leave him he’s being dramatic. Wayne said he couldn’t have just poptarts for dinner or he’d get scurvy.” And everyone is in awe of him, because he speaks Eddie.

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Eddie: mrph

Lucas: What??

Steve: he wants a hug dude, just cuddle him.

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Eddie: *mumbles something basically incomprehensible*

Nancy: I’m sorry was that even English.

Steve: he’s trying to suggest that it’s not his fault that Robin has no spacial awareness.

He’s wrong, he is absolutely to blame *glares at Eddie who makes a ‘nuhuh’ noise* but that’s to the effect of what I assume he just said.

Everyone seems to think that Dazai would hate riding on Chuuya’s motorcycle but I am going to take the wild stance and say:

No, he loves it. He gets to hug Chuuya and he can’t be mad about it. Dazai just acts scared so he can hug Chuuya more

Chuuya: you don’t have to hold on so much. I’m going like 25

Dazai: *pretending to be scared* Chuuya is gonna kill us both

Chuuya: fucking stop it!

Dazai: *smiling and hugging him more* no! I can’t die on Chuuya’s death trap!

Steve: when you see him please don’t freak out ok?

Dustin: I’m not going to freak out. Who ever you’re dating I’ll always be accepting of them

Steve: alright, you can come in!

*Eddie walks in*

Dustin: Eddie get out the way I’m trying to see who Steve’s dating

*Steve and Eddie face palm in unison*

𝑱𝒖𝒋𝒖𝒕𝒔𝒖 𝑲𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒏 🎐 𝑷𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝑾𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒑𝒂𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔

🎟 ʏᴏsʜɪɴᴏ ᴊᴜɴᴘᴇɪ ғᴛ. ғɪʀsᴛ ʏᴇᴀʀs

🎟 ᵖˡˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵒʳ ʳᵉᵇˡᵒᵍ ⁱᶠ ˢᵃᵛᵉᵈ

~ 𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒉-𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒄

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𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩 - 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳: @tash00kie

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Mori: If you wanna see the dynamic of a relationship, there's a simple way to do so.

Mori: The floor is LAVA!

Atsushi: *Picks Akutagawa up and sits him on the kitchen counter, then hops up himself*

Dazai and Chuuya: *actively trying to kick each other off the sofa they were previously cuddling on*

u dont even wanna know the things id do for a blueberry vape and a redbull rn

Cat!Dazai and cat!Chuuya wrapping their tails together when they're lazing around or sleeping next to each other.

Dazai's the one who purrs in his sleep and Chuuya's heard it before. The first time he couldn't believe his ears, the second time it was funny because Dazai was passed out and in such a deep sleep. The third time and all the ones after that, it's just plain adorable and in turn helps him fall asleep.

Chuuya doesn't mention how Dazai purrs in his sleep because if he does, Dazai might stop.

Dazai gets floor time and Chuuya gets ceiling time. We call that balance.

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