Every Word That Starts With An N Should Have A Silent G In Front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous System.

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG

i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over

hey since I just told a friend this and they found it helpful: if you’re having hallucinations and are having trouble distinguishing what’s real and what’s not, use your phone’s camera and take a picture of the thing you might be hallucinating. cameras don’t hallucinate.

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

This can save lives of many Black people who were wrongly convicted and arrested on drug possession charges. Please spread!

Emo Problem #826- When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes

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yes everyone follow her

welcome to the community :)

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

honestly…. us girls? us women ?? we always out here . knowin