Intentionallyuninvited

petition to rename the outside world the ‘outernet’

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

tumblr is a lot like singing tbh

me: I’m not afraid of hard work!

hard work: :)

me:

nice

i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun

no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin

i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle

get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry

i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite

maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

id like to know how i can remember an entire language but not a math formula