“That’s It Get Amongst It!”

a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

“Mercy Buckets”

“Beautiful! Like a Duck.”

“You’ve got duck’s disease, built with your ass too close to the ground.”

“Well; A profound subject.”

Bartholomäus Traubeck - Years

“You should pot flowers in it”

“Always cut towards your chum never cut towards your thumb

You can replace your chum but you can’t replace your thumb”

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task