“You Should Pot Flowers In It”

do u ppl say ‘etic’ or ‘eee tee sea’ when u read this?-> etc.

“Can I count on you?” “I have ten fingers and ten toes, of course you can.”

“Well; A profound subject.”

“Always cut towards your chum never cut towards your thumb

You can replace your chum but you can’t replace your thumb”

“You’ve got duck’s disease, built with your ass too close to the ground.”

“Mercy Buckets”

we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail

“Bugger Bum”

“Anyone for a tip of Buckley’s?”