“Always cut towards your chum never cut towards your thumb
You can replace your chum but you can’t replace your thumb”
a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew
do u ppl say ‘etic’ or ‘eee tee sea’ when u read this?-> etc.
“You’ve got duck’s disease, built with your ass too close to the ground.”
we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail
“CheeriBye”
“Can I count on you?” “I have ten fingers and ten toes, of course you can.”
“Close; but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hydrogen bombs.”
That moment of panic when putting on a hoodie and you lodge both elbows firmly in the sleeves
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