“Always Cut Towards Your Chum Never Cut Towards Your Thumb

“Always cut towards your chum never cut towards your thumb

You can replace your chum but you can’t replace your thumb”

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2 years ago

a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew

2 years ago

do u ppl say ‘etic’ or ‘eee tee sea’ when u read this?-> etc.


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8 years ago

“You’ve got duck’s disease, built with your ass too close to the ground.”

2 years ago

we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail

2 years ago

Bartholomäus Traubeck - Years

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10 years ago

“CheeriBye”

2 years ago

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

9 years ago

“Can I count on you?” “I have ten fingers and ten toes, of course you can.”

9 years ago

“Close; but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades,  and hydrogen bombs.”

inert-projectile - Nonsense On My Conscience
Nonsense On My Conscience

That moment of panic when putting on a hoodie and you lodge both elbows firmly in the sleeves

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