inert-projectile
That moment of panic when putting on a hoodie and you lodge both elbows firmly in the sleeves
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do u ppl say ‘etic’ or ‘eee tee sea’ when u read this?-> etc.
a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew
Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task
died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation
we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail
cowboy boobs
Steel toed boobs. Combat boobs. Work boobs.
Is that anything?
“You’ve got duck’s disease, built with your ass too close to the ground.”
“Anyone for a tip of Buckley’s?”
“Well; A profound subject.”
“Close; but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hydrogen bombs.”
“Beautiful! Like a Duck.”
“Can I count on you?” “I have ten fingers and ten toes, of course you can.”
“Always cut towards your chum never cut towards your thumb
You can replace your chum but you can’t replace your thumb”
“You should pot flowers in it”
“Well, I oppose...”
“Mercy Buckets”
“CheeriBye”
“That’s it get amongst it!”
“Bugger Bum”