Gwen Suffers From Chronic Jon Archivist Syndrome Where She Asks Actively Advancing Horrors Beyond Comprehension

Would love to make these into keychains some day. Have more im drawing and ill post them later :)

some TMA textposts (ignore my horribly inconsistent art style)

if there’s a georgie in this universe do you think……..

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE MY HEADER IMAGE COMES FROM???

I want to give the artist credit, but I can't find them anywhere because I stupidly didn't think about it while changing the image. If you know where the image comes from, please lmk.

Here's the image:

I LOVE IT!!!!!

SUPERSHARK!! 🦈👽

S76: We need some ground rules. I never want to walk in on those two *points at Gency* in a closet ever again. Suggestions?

McCree: …Knock.

Mercy: I’m inclined to agree with McCree.

Jack: *pinches bridge of nose* It’s a closet. I’m not going to knock on a closet, because it’s a closet. Closets are for Watchpoint maintenance and cleaning supplies, when I open the door I expect to find Watchpoint maintenance and cleaning supplies, not cyborg dry-humping. 

Genji: *quiet scoff* We weren’t dry-humping–

Jack: I don’t care, Shimada! Whatever you two were doing in there was gross misuse of the closet!

McCree: Aw, come on, like you have any right to judge with the way you and Reyes carried on.

Jack: That was one time and it was 8 years ago!

McCree: Yeah, ‘One time’ in a closet. There was also ‘One time’ in your Zurich office. 

Genji: And ‘One time’ in the Blackwatch Tactical Intelligence center. 

Mercy: ‘One time’ in the Zurich Medical ward.

Ana: And ‘One time’ on the conference table.

*everyone looks down at the conference table and immediately takes their elbows off of it*

McCree: Wait, Zurich conference table, or ‘here’ conference table?

Ana: …

Ana: …two times on the conference table. 

Hard agree! I miss this fandom sometimes (and then I remember the horrors) but here have some guys who have never done anything wrong in their lives ever

overwatch fandom is so good at ship names, man. like ouihaw? fire

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO GODDAMN DISGUSTING PIECE OF VILE SWEATY SAGGY RUBBERY PUFFY SKIN COQUETTISH POSH BASTARD BIGGEST CLOWN WORST MASCOT SHITTEST COLOUR SCHEME HORRIBLE SHAPE MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD MUTALISE MYSELF SO HE DOESN'T GET THE SATISFACTION I WOULD DISSOLVE MYSELF IN ACID OR FEED MYSELF TO THE OCEAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO DIE BY HIS HANDS IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD BREAK HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS I WOULD RIP HIS RUBBERY SKIN APART AND HIS SKIN WOULD BURST LIKE THE WORST KIND OF WATER BALLOON I WOULD BECOME MORE OF A MONSTER THAN HIM IF IT MEANS KILLING HIM MOTHERFUCKING RUBBERY PIECE OF UNTWINKABLE SWEATY CLOWN MR FUCKING WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS STUPID HAT HIS UGLY FUCKING HAT I HOPE IT BURNS I HOPE HE BURNS AND THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER WILL BE A SYMPHONY FOR MY SENSES TO MARK THE DAY MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO FINALLY DIES

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