S76: We Need Some Ground Rules. I Never Want To Walk In On Those Two *points At Gency* In A Closet Ever

S76: We need some ground rules. I never want to walk in on those two *points at Gency* in a closet ever again. Suggestions?

McCree: …Knock.

Mercy: I’m inclined to agree with McCree.

Jack: *pinches bridge of nose* It’s a closet. I’m not going to knock on a closet, because it’s a closet. Closets are for Watchpoint maintenance and cleaning supplies, when I open the door I expect to find Watchpoint maintenance and cleaning supplies, not cyborg dry-humping. 

Genji: *quiet scoff* We weren’t dry-humping–

Jack: I don’t care, Shimada! Whatever you two were doing in there was gross misuse of the closet!

McCree: Aw, come on, like you have any right to judge with the way you and Reyes carried on.

Jack: That was one time and it was 8 years ago!

McCree: Yeah, ‘One time’ in a closet. There was also ‘One time’ in your Zurich office. 

Genji: And ‘One time’ in the Blackwatch Tactical Intelligence center. 

Mercy: ‘One time’ in the Zurich Medical ward.

Ana: And ‘One time’ on the conference table.

*everyone looks down at the conference table and immediately takes their elbows off of it*

McCree: Wait, Zurich conference table, or ‘here’ conference table?

Ana: …

Ana: …two times on the conference table.