STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO GODDAMN DISGUSTING PIECE OF VILE SWEATY SAGGY RUBBERY PUFFY SKIN

Words of encouragement from the omnics 👍

Tysm for all of your nice comments in the reblogs and inboxes btw! [explodes you passionately]

Me for real

-Mmhp mmhp (translation:"it's okay")

Odysseus: My real wife knows I don’t have a daughter!

The siren: I mean that could’ve changed by now :/

Odysseus: … aw fuck

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Odysseus: Hey Zeus before you send me to my doom can you tell me if I’ve been misgendering my child

Zeus:

Zeus: What?

Ginkgo-Tailed Cat 🧧 Happy Lunar New Year!

Commissions are OPEN! I’m also on Patreon and I have an Etsy shop if you want to help support me. 🌱

Eris: I can make her worse

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

Fop surgery. It's like top surgery but it turns you into a Victorian dandy. Is that anything

I LOVE IT!!!!!

SUPERSHARK!! 🦈👽