If There’s A Georgie In This Universe Do You Think……..

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I know that we assumed that Sam was a Jon parallel (new job, mysterious traumatic past, scrawniest brown man in Britain) but i don't think he is anymore. Paranoia, an unhealthy obsession with workplace mysteries, absolutely doomed by the narrative? That's all Colin.

Meanwhile, look at Sam. He's obsessed with the Magnus Institute, to be sure, but unlike Jon, he's actually good at it. He's reckless, willing to follow any leads no matter how dangerous or weird. He listens to mysterious sources that any self respecting horror protagonist (cough Alice cough) would flag as risky. But beyond that, he's also smart, confident, and brave. He's not only easy to like, he's easy to underestimate. And that's not Jon.

That's Sasha

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Gwen suffers from chronic Jon Archivist Syndrome where she asks actively advancing horrors beyond comprehension the dumbest questions. Like actually, "You don't sound Russian?" pales in comparison to "CAN HE READ??"

MAYBE HE CANT READ GWEN BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY MATTER?? GIVE THE SHAMBLING MURDER CLOWN HIS FUCKING GWEN MAIL OH MY GOD HIS TEETH ARENT SOFT!!!!

Reaper: *Gross sobbing* Take..... THIS BROKEN WING & HELP ME FLY AGAIN *More gross sobbing*

Widowmaker: *folding her arms* Talon karaoke night was a mistake.

Sombra: I bet Overwatch doesn’t have to deal with this crap.

~Meanwhile, at Overwatch Karaoke night~

Jack: *knocks back a shot* I AM DROWNING! THERE IS NO SIGN OF LAND! YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME! HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND! AND I HOPE YOU DIE! I HOPE WE BOTH DIE! *gross sobbing* 

Mercy: Overwatch karaoke night was a mistake.

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POV: you just interrupted the Skywalker twins at the space gala

Just a little post to say thank you for a 1000 followers!! I never thought that posting my little pictures on tumblr would get so much love 💕

today is my birthday!!

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Eris: I can make her worse