Hc: Regulus And Remus Always Joke About Leaving Their Boyfriends For Each Other And Every Single Time

an essential part of writing marauders fics is the google search entitled "synonym for serious"

"When Sirius first told me he was dating a girl and I was shocked I thought ‘huh this is teaching me something about not making assumptions about people.’ HOWEVER now that Sirius has come out as a gay man I would like everyone to know, I’ve never been wrong. I’m never backing down again. And my assumptions? They are back." -Lily Evans

Marauders fans would understand

trans regulus and genderfluid sirius mean the world to me.

btw wolfstar dates consist of them making james come along & then james makes peter come along. wolfstar are rarely actually alone.

"the black family madness" the books call it. "the consequences of inbreeding" is what it actually is

lily asks the "highly intelligent and mysterious dog of foresight" if there's a chance that James likes her (she's a bit oblivious) and it starts vigorously nodding its head (it's literally just Sirius) (#wingman)

Yknow that audio thats like

“you dated the brutal dictator of Nicaragua?”

“he wasn’t the brutal dictator of Nicaragua when I was dating him, that was his dad!”

That but its James and Sirius,

“You dated my brother?”

“He wasn’t your brother when I dated him, you were disowned!”!

Don’t ask me my lgbt+ hcs on the marauders era characters because I DONT FUCKING KNOW

THEY ARE ALL EVERYTHING AND NOTHING AT THE SAME TIME

Regulus doesn’t have an owl, he has a crow that sits on his shoulder and glares at everyone

incidentally, the crow loves James