Yknow that audio thats like
“you dated the brutal dictator of Nicaragua?”
“he wasn’t the brutal dictator of Nicaragua when I was dating him, that was his dad!”
That but its James and Sirius,
“You dated my brother?”
“He wasn’t your brother when I dated him, you were disowned!”!
i present to you: jily
inspo: @irunaki
regulus "cause i loved you, i swear i loved you, till my dying day" black
and
james "and I still talk to you (when I'm screaming at the sky)" potter
regulus black is one of those motherfuckers who saves contacts with full names with like. capital letters. like. Sirius Black and Bartemius Crouch Jnr. the only person who gets a special contact name is pandora and it's literally just. Panda. you'd think he has absolutely no personality when you look at his contact list ...
an essential part of writing marauders fics is the google search entitled "synonym for serious"
Don’t ask me my lgbt+ hcs on the marauders era characters because I DONT FUCKING KNOW
THEY ARE ALL EVERYTHING AND NOTHING AT THE SAME TIME
MARAUDERS HEADCANON
When Lily and James started dating everyone at Hogwarts started to call them Jily, and they were both so happy about it.
But then, the other marauders called them Lames and they hated it. Sirius laughed so much when the first time he called them that.
The couple decided that they needed a name to call themselves when they were alone. When Remus heard this, he said to Lily in one of their classes:
Flowerpot
And she burst out laughing because, she LOVED it.
Remus: I’m 90% sure this is a bad idea.
Sirius: Perfect! That’s 10% optimism. Let’s go!
Regulus black fell first but James potter fell harder and I will be taking zero criticism
hope lupin would've loved james & sirius btw.
her sense of humour is being traumatised by a boggart in which she meets her future husband & proceeding to then have boggarts as her wedding cake topper.
she litr would've loved them. she writes to sirius when he gets disowned & he writes back that he was just following in the steps of his role model (her). james tells her about his very clever idea of remus' badly behaved rabbit & she's laughing for days.
look i am all for the james “christmas whore” potter and regulus “the grinch” black but what we are all forgetting is that the grinch actually loved christmas he just pretended he didn’t bc of his big sad heart