Regulus Doesn’t Have An Owl, He Has A Crow That Sits On His Shoulder And Glares At Everyone

rosekiller would get tattoos of each other’s bite marks

honestly love being in the marauders fandom, there are so many talented creators, especially fic writers. like i read popular fics from another fandom, and it just does not hit as hard as the masterpieces yall create over here. other ppl are getting emotional over stuff, and i don’t even bat an eye bc of the absolute tragedies the marauders have put me thru.

regulus black is one of those motherfuckers who saves contacts with full names with like. capital letters. like. Sirius Black and Bartemius Crouch Jnr. the only person who gets a special contact name is pandora and it's literally just. Panda. you'd think he has absolutely no personality when you look at his contact list ...

Remus: i love studying and getting good grades

Also Remus when exams roll around:

Barty: All the haters being like “aren’t you wanted by the state?”

Barty: Its like-

Barty: I’m wanted by a lot of people okay?

Barty: that’s the price of being pretty

Barty: Anyways I did commit a bit of Arson

Evan: as you should

Regulus black fell first but James potter fell harder and I will be taking zero criticism

Remus: I’m 90% sure this is a bad idea.

Sirius: Perfect! That’s 10% optimism. Let’s go!

Don’t ask me my lgbt+ hcs on the marauders era characters because I DONT FUCKING KNOW

THEY ARE ALL EVERYTHING AND NOTHING AT THE SAME TIME

Regulus: I'm the most mysterious person in earth. Nobody truly knows me.

Later:

Regulus: I'm changing my password.

James: Snowdrop

Regulus: .... How did you-

James: come on, it's your second favourite flower, Reg. I know you.

Regulus: ...

Barty: ...

Sirius: ...

James: Try a planet

Regulus: *starts typing*

James, smugly: Mercury.

Everyone: ....

the marauders group chat

peter: good night homos!!!

peter: *homies

peter: eh same thing