*The Healing Characters Reactions To Being Told ‘I Love You’*

MC: I just ended a four year relationship.

Jake: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

MC: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Dan and Jessy fighting from across the room*

MC: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Julius: Mine just says "Julius no."

MC: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

MC: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Richy: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Dan?

Dan: Probably “road work ahead”.

Cleo: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

MC: Truth or dare?

Jake: Truth.

MC: How many hours have you slept this week?

Jake:

Jake: Dare.

MC: Go to sleep.

Jake: I don't like this game.

Jake: You really put away everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Thomas: Several traffic violations.

Dan: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Jessy: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

MC: Also, that's not our car.

Dan: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Dr. Crow: Where's our patients ?

J.K. Night: We're playing hide and seek.

Dr. Crow: Where?

J.K. Night: I don't think you get how this game works.

Jake: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Julius: I’m an idiot.

MC:.....

Lucy:......

Tim:.....

Anna:.....

Roxy:......

Bernd:......

Valentin:.....

Andreas:......

MC: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.