Imconfusingmyself - I'm Just Here 🤷‍♀️

Jessy: I haven't slept for seventy-three hours.

MC: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Jake: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Cleo: You guys are fucking terrifying.

MC: When I first met you ...I thought you were annoying and a bitch.

Lily: .......and?

MC: And you are.

MC: I just ended a four year relationship.

Jake: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

MC: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Dan and Jessy fighting from across the room*

*Tim's helping Lucy out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Julius: How does Lucy look?

MC: A little better than you, actually.

MC: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?

'MC: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

Roxy: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

MC: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

J.K. Night: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you 💞

J.K. Night: We could be lurking ANYWHERE! See you soon 💞

MC:

Jake: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.