MC: You Can De-escalate Any Situation By Simply Saying, 'Are We About To Kiss?

MC: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?

'MC: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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2 years ago

If MC and Jake were cops:

MC: Fuck the police!

Jake: We are the police...


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3 years ago

MC: Please, I'm begging you to stay at the hospital.

Dan: I'm sorry, are these OUR broken legs? Stay out of it.


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3 years ago

Julius: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.


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3 years ago

Julius: I’m an idiot.

MC:.....

Lucy:......

Tim:.....

Anna:.....

Roxy:......

Bernd:......

Valentin:.....

Andreas:......

MC: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.


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3 years ago

Julius: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals


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2 years ago

Jessy: I can’t believe you've been helping us, and yet, you won’t let anyone get to know you.

Jake: You people already know too much about me.

Dan: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us get to know you.


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2 years ago

MC: Bye Jake! Bye Lilly! Bye Dan! Bye Thomas! Bye Cleo! Bye Jessy! Bye Richy! Bye Jake!

Jessy: You said ‘bye Jake’ twice.

MC: I like Jake.


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3 years ago

Jake: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.


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