I Just Remembered That Post On Reddit Or Whatever Where People Were Like "this Has To Be Cillian Murphy

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

junimo breakdancing

animated on stream !!

i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

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1) I like (sci-fi) podcasts

2) I am aroace agender

3) the only thing that’s keeps me going when I’m running is mama by my Chem

A fun fact about me is that I'm actually a licensed priest. A few years back I got one of those online-ordinations from one of those hippy-dippy everything-is-god-if-you-think-about-it sects, I got licensed to marry people to each other. And I was super fuckin' bummed when it turned out that they charged like 50 bucks to actually mail out legally actionable documentation of the accreditation, because if it had been any cheaper I'd have been fucking unstoppable with that power. I was just going to walk down the street all day marrying random assholes to each other. Pointing at random strangers on the bus and creating an indelible marital link between them with the power vested in me by the everything-that's-actually-god-if-you-think-about-it. Shutting down arguments with my friend groups by threatening to marry the ones with the least chemistry to each other. I was gonna overtake infidelity as the leading cause of divorce in America. Every courthouse clerk in America was gonna want my head on a stick. Alas, I'm a cheapskate

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

lol I read Frank you for the venom... I should make a shirt with that on it

Fuck you warner bros let hot topic put more MCR shit on sale I want that thank you for the venom shirt

I’m ace and the only D I get is

Depression

And these gummy vitamins I have to take because I didn’t go outside for a year

no that’s gengar. gender is a game of skill that involves balancing wooden blocks

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of