I’m Ace And The Only D I Get Is

Wait what? Do- Do you think my English workbook might be right......? What is going to happen? @danielhowell @amazingphil

🌼~BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out.~🌼

Thanks pal!!! You’re truly awesome

You know what time it is….

* Regardless of whether you like your actual workplace or specific current practice (e.g. if you hold a nursing degree, you work as a nurse even if it’s in an area of medicine or a clinic that you don’t like)

Survey questions adapted from survey issued by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics.

"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

EDIT: added a keep reading cause this is a long post lol

EDIT: everyone in the comments needs to shut up or I will turn comments off, stop arguing, jeez

Zoozve, my beloved

A fun fact about me is that I'm actually a licensed priest. A few years back I got one of those online-ordinations from one of those hippy-dippy everything-is-god-if-you-think-about-it sects, I got licensed to marry people to each other. And I was super fuckin' bummed when it turned out that they charged like 50 bucks to actually mail out legally actionable documentation of the accreditation, because if it had been any cheaper I'd have been fucking unstoppable with that power. I was just going to walk down the street all day marrying random assholes to each other. Pointing at random strangers on the bus and creating an indelible marital link between them with the power vested in me by the everything-that's-actually-god-if-you-think-about-it. Shutting down arguments with my friend groups by threatening to marry the ones with the least chemistry to each other. I was gonna overtake infidelity as the leading cause of divorce in America. Every courthouse clerk in America was gonna want my head on a stick. Alas, I'm a cheapskate

Happy National String Cheese Day

What does string cheese have to do with tumblr? Would it surprise you to hear that over 93.8% of users use their tumblr accounts to talk about cheese? Don't fact check me, I made that up.

But seriously, I need to know what is your favorite type of string cheese. The winner of this poll will be turned into a piece of tumblr merch that will exist forever (or until the robot uprising) so vote wisely.

I - I don’t care (fall out boy)

m - March to the sea (twenty one pilots)

a - AMBULANCE (my chemical romance)

s - Sorry (nothing but thieves)

o - Ok ok? (half•alive)

c - Cancer (my chemical romance)

i - I lied (electric century)

a - Ain’t no rest for the wicked (cage the elephant)

l - Let you get away (electric century)

l - Lemon boy (cavetown)

y - You’ll be fine (jan walker)

a - Aawake at night (half•alive)

w - When the day met the night (panic! at the disco)

k - Kill your friends (my chemical romance)

w - We need to talk (waterparks)

a - Ain’t it fun (paramore)

r - Ride (twenty one pilots)

d - Disenchanted (my chemical romance)

t - Thank you for the venom (my chemical romance)

r - Rare (waterparks)

a - Arrow (half•alive)

s - Summertime (my chemical romance)

h - Hard times (paramore)

c - Cigarette daydream (Cage the elephant)

a - All the angels (my chemical romance)

n - Not today (twenty one pilots)

tags: @san--jose--sharpedos @pink-punk-metal @justafankid @theodditygarden @onesnatchyboi @alexthearofish @my-anxiety-hasanxiety @giraffewithfeelings @pleaseloathemyveryexistence @foxdigester

not enough tags but I just don’t know that much people :)

Rules: Spell out your URL using song titles. Then, tag as many people as there are letters in your URL. Thank you, @purrvaire for tagging me!

B - Binary Mind by Ra Ra Riot

Y - You Were On My Mind by Lucius

T - This Charming Man by The Smiths

H - Happy Hell by The Rumble Strips

U - U-Boats by Alexandre Desplat

N - No Light, No Light by Florence + The Machine

D - Dorian by Agnes Obel

E - Encyclopedia of Classic Takedowns by AC Newman

R - Re-Invent Myself? by The Holloways

Tagging: @cuppatardis @wildespen @wildesgatsby @keen2meecha @homosexual-having-tea @salutationsrisley @satans-classics @ego-amare-noctis @spacesapphist

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

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