No That’s Gengar. Gender Is A Game Of Skill That Involves Balancing Wooden Blocks

omg SHUT UP when i say i like vampires i don’t mean twilight you straight bitch. i MEAN i like pictures of people in bands covered in blood from 2002 and music videos with ridiculously shitty lighting and tiny sets!!!!! what do you not understand???

how to solve a rubik’s cube a gay valentine’s/anniversary comic about trying to impress a boy (my now boyfriend) [rbs&follows>likes]

A fun fact about me is that I'm actually a licensed priest. A few years back I got one of those online-ordinations from one of those hippy-dippy everything-is-god-if-you-think-about-it sects, I got licensed to marry people to each other. And I was super fuckin' bummed when it turned out that they charged like 50 bucks to actually mail out legally actionable documentation of the accreditation, because if it had been any cheaper I'd have been fucking unstoppable with that power. I was just going to walk down the street all day marrying random assholes to each other. Pointing at random strangers on the bus and creating an indelible marital link between them with the power vested in me by the everything-that's-actually-god-if-you-think-about-it. Shutting down arguments with my friend groups by threatening to marry the ones with the least chemistry to each other. I was gonna overtake infidelity as the leading cause of divorce in America. Every courthouse clerk in America was gonna want my head on a stick. Alas, I'm a cheapskate

Here (1989) by Richard mcguire (raw magazine)

I call this one "what if salmon just kept getting worse"

shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.

what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

anyone please ask your crush out like this

Pass the happy! When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the most recent people in your notifications! 💕

Thanks pal!

1) doodling

2) being really cozy and tired and falling asleep to music or podcasts

3) hot chocolate while being wrapped in blankets

4) my mom

5) people using my actual name and not my birth name

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.