What Do You Call A Pansexual Man Named Nick Who Works At A Cd Store?

just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

Here (1989) by Richard mcguire (raw magazine)

Oh shit I relate too much

sometimes being nonbinary is just about looking at gerard way and thinking "god I wish I looked like that"

sometimes plushies make me cry because it’s like. they’re little guys made to be loved. their only purpose is to be held and hugged and loved. we made them because we love making things and we love loving things. and they’re so cute

been reading cicero's rant about words being given obscene meanings and i don't think i've ever seen a latin sentence that made me burst into such immediate and violent laughter before

i just remembered that post on reddit or whatever where people were like "this has to be cillian murphy because the first image you see when you google him is hideous" hold on it's so funny do you guys know what i'm talking about

🌼~BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out.~🌼

Thanks pal!!! You’re truly awesome

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

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Thanks pal!

1) doodling

2) being really cozy and tired and falling asleep to music or podcasts

3) hot chocolate while being wrapped in blankets

4) my mom

5) people using my actual name and not my birth name