Just Got Fired From My Job Reading Erotic Fiction For Audiobooks Because I Kept Pronouncing “penetrates”

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...

A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. "qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and turns on a screen reader. The bar goes up in flames.

If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog ❤

1) I like (sci-fi) podcasts

2) I am aroace agender

3) the only thing that’s keeps me going when I’m running is mama by my Chem

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so uh, reblog and i’ll draw ur pfp, i’m doing it on my art blog but u can send here so, yeah

WIP. Pretty sure I invented a new music genre today so I get to name it. I am calling it yarble-core. It yarbles. To make yarble-core you need to make it yarble.

Y’all should listen to this super awesome podcast called the Amelia project. What else are you gonna do, you can’t go outside.

Basically the podcast is about an organisation that helps people disappear. Pretty cool right? Perfect to listen to while drinking a cup of cacao.

junimo breakdancing

animated on stream !!