Want To Read The Danger Days Comics But Have No Money?

I’m ace and the only D I get is

Depression

And these gummy vitamins I have to take because I didn’t go outside for a year

my chemical romance is in my blood forever and ever just like microplastics

you only live forever in the light you make [x]

This seems like an appropriate first post :)

just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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