Latest Posts by im-g - Page 9
NOO HAIKU BOT, DON'T GO INTO THE TRAP NOOO-
I set a cool trap for haiku bot to notice. You validate me.
My brother in Christ that's what the 16 other hours of the day are for.
they should have naptime at work, and silent reading time, and recess , and
Sadly it has been extinct for 300 years, this is one of the last preserved skeletons.
I will kill ANYONE who tries to take this away from me.
NO! I DON'T WANNA BE FANSERVICE NO, NOOOO-
grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode
oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
OH GOD HE'S A BRAZILIAN SAMURAI
Dear god...
This... is a bucket.
Why it ourple tho
ourple v1..?
day 159: five or so
I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
NOTHING SHALL GET IN THE WAY OF MANAGED DEMOCRACY.
You wouldn't activate the hellbomb, right?
Sir, please- HEY Back! No Sir you cannot move behind the counter, I don't care how much you need this cash, you stay back or I'll call security!
He needs a cash withdrawal
"Creature of steel... I need help I have fallen victim to the tragedy of being tiny"
mininos
making big things happen tonight
...Where is the GARLIC BREAD
RIGHT?!
i could take a guttertank
OR WHAT? WHO'S GONNA STOP ME?
On my planet we have trans people, yeah, just like humans, but we don't take hormones or get surgeries.
Instead there's a magic mirror deep in the forest in the middle of a clearing. You go there and your opposite sex mirror double come out and you duel. One of you survives, and that's how your new gender works. It's a fair system.
bad idea: A mouse cursor that's not just a simple floating pointer, it's a cat/dog paw... but it stretches all the way to an edge of the screen like it's a really long leg
At least -1
Let's settle this
No I won't-
Wait why is my hand moving towards the link, why can't I stop it NO WAIT-
you WILL watch my ultrakill animation
Nuh uh, you need to be the correct amount of nerd for them.
why is this job asking what my college GPA was?
I graduated in 2007. my degree is nearly an adult.
put this sisyphus on your profile
follow forthefuns for more funny stuff
"This bad boy can fit so many bits on it"
Now that’s a disc drive.
Same.
ultrakill dashboard simulator
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hit the scrap jackpot today. goodbye shotgun arm, hello sawblade arm!
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you will never be a real swordsmachine
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no wonder your terminal entry marks you as "low intelligence"
#lmfao? leave it to the dollar store pepsiman to regurgitate scrapheadphobic bs
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does anyone know why the ferryman never lets the drowning sinners onto the ferry? ive tried again and again but they never let any of us on
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pay my toll
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#lust layer #lust layer photography #photography #street photography
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drone party in limbo today!! we're going to fly around aimlessly and make sounds
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. murder spree! 🩸🩸🔪🔫🔪🩸🔪🔫🔫
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To the user we will not specify who just sent us an ask, you did not turn on "Ask anonymously." We... wish you well with your machine related affairs.
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😨
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girls night! we shoot homing orbs at you until you die
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do NOT fight your predecessor, worst mistake of my life
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@king-sisyphus-official Will thou meet me in my layer.
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You can just DM me, Minos.
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😏
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Literally.
this shirt fucks so hard
That's incredibly mislabeled, the correct spelling would be "Good boye"
THE HORRORS
oh no the horrors-
wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors
You're right that isn't a ship, it's a swan.
I am really proud of the way it turned out, backgrounds are always a pain for me!
[this is not a ship]
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ANSWER HIS RIDDLES
Sleeping on the first day at work 😾