NOO HAIKU BOT, DON'T GO INTO THE TRAP NOOO-

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

ALRIGHT so my ultrakill stuff seems to be going really well here and that makes me super happy since it's been a while. So I thought to share this too.

The original one was the white one, but I've made darker versions cuz why not. I ended up really liking the red one.

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

My brother in Christ you're having people work 16 hours straight, there are only 8 other hours in a day WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVERTIME?!

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

but but camera-

Hey remember when i said that last item sale post was the last one? Well I didn't TECHNICALLY sell it since I traded it in, so I get to make ANOTHER last sale post cause I have this Sony FE 20mm F/1.8 G lens to sell! look I took fancy pictures for it so you can't be mad:

I will include a uv filter free with the price of the lens and have other filters I can add for cheap if u so desire

Calm face

draw troll face from memory

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

I don't know why, but after seeing this I just imagined a royal advisor whisper tell a king something like

"Mine Lord, did thoust know there are hot single maidens in thy land?"

i'll never join your monarchist dating app

Very comforting to know that no matter how much % of sand, clay or silt I have I'll always get forehead kisses from a