Sadly It Has Been Extinct For 300 Years, This Is One Of The Last Preserved Skeletons.

Wait, you're telling me you don't have to pay 149.99$ + Shipping and processing for the Amulet?!

being a certain gender doesnt make you evil. youre not automatically evil just because youre a man youre automatically evil because of the amulet

pain and suffering eternal torment hell on earth

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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

Yes and Yes but evil are the same option.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ANSWER HIS RIDDLES

Sleeping on the first day at work 😾

“Brother, why do you still walk on four legs, we have been liberated, stand…”

The Onion continues to never miss

Kanzi the hyena gets a watermelon 🍉