You're Right That Isn't A Ship, It's A Swan.

I never have any because I don't dream 99% of the time, I guess my only fear is death... So maybe that's my brain's way of doing them.

ok weird poll time???? because apparently i am not normal

you don't need to go into them if you don't want to. im just curious how Not Normal i am because i get nightmares almost every night

Teleporting is all fun and games until one of your organs is suddenly missing

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

"Oh, yeah, that's the good stuff."

bring out the pussy

I'm pansexual (and panromantic), does this mean we are mortal enemies now and shall fight to the death in a field?

“pride month?? stop making being queer your whole personality🤣🤣” ermmmmm anyways!! *shoots you with the aromantic beam*

I'm sorry I'm going fucking insane over trans people in sports issues the anti trans crowd has lost the fucking plot and then has the audacity to act like its the trannies who are ridiculous

I used to be of the "well the sports issue isn't really important to me its w/e I just don't want it to be a gateway into other transphobia" but oh my fucking god we are so far gone. The fencing shit is sending me over the edge. What the fuck.

But they cook-a da pizza! Doesn't that prove they have souls!?