Diver Convince Octopus To Trade His Plastic Cup For A Seashell

Holy, can't believe it, computer science has always been gay.

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

Oh damn... Guess I'll put the dark souls music away then. 😞

“pride month?? stop making being queer your whole personality🤣🤣” ermmmmm anyways!! *shoots you with the aromantic beam*

Of course it's amazon...

My brother in Christ you're having people work 16 hours straight, there are only 8 other hours in a day WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVERTIME?!

doodled that one page because i thought it was really funny

original under the cut

That's bad cable management, rip them out.

Ameliorate

soldier and his team of patriots 🦅🇺🇸

That's incredibly mislabeled, the correct spelling would be "Good boye"

Why did you make them crunchy and taste good if you won't eat them????

You should try eating sticks ngl, there crunchy AND taste good!

no thanks

OR WHAT? WHO'S GONNA STOP ME?

On my planet we have trans people, yeah, just like humans, but we don't take hormones or get surgeries.

Instead there's a magic mirror deep in the forest in the middle of a clearing. You go there and your opposite sex mirror double come out and you duel. One of you survives, and that's how your new gender works. It's a fair system.

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.