But They Cook-a Da Pizza! Doesn't That Prove They Have Souls!?

That's incredibly mislabeled, the correct spelling would be "Good boye"

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

I will kill ANYONE who tries to take this away from me.

THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE DISCOVERY CARDS THAT ARE TURNING THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY.

I know Discover lets you have multiple cards, but I don't want to worry about a second card.

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ANSWER HIS RIDDLES

Sleeping on the first day at work 😾

Who the fuck cares about gender if they're hot like seriously maybe this is just the bisexual in me but like who cares, if it turns you on it turns you on

do yall straights and gays feel this way too?

Is a US Senator smarter than a 5th grader?

Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

Bitch, I'm smarter than a US Senator

OH MY GOD THERE ISN'T A PERIOD, IMPROPER GRAMMAR IS SO SCARY AND FUCKED UP.

I've hidden something scary, and FUCKED UP in this post