This Is How Shit Feels Lately

Self care is drinking pickle juice in a wine glass and feeling elegant as you watch YouTube instead of doing homework

I forgot to post this yesterday but inktober day 1. I took the ring theme seriously.

My glasses are off quick post mean things in really small text so I can't read it and have to squint

I'm not sure if I have ADHD but this post took my by the hair and threw me into the void

7 most adhd moods

–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i  wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL

–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought

–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*

–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment

–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)

–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–

–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep

Saying I'm too gay to understand math is honestly the only way I'm surviving this year man

“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”

“Adventure Is Out There!”

Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.

Yes, we all love a girl smiling, that's pretty, we all love when a girl winks, that's hot, and we all love when a girl blushes or pouts, that's cute, but we can all agree on ONE thing:

,,,,soft tiddies,,now that's just wonderful

The tv shows I watched as a kid strongly led me to believe I'd have an arch nemesis by now

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