Idontlikethisaccount - Not Bueno

Now recalling those thousands of words Shakespeare created and Shakespeare had used, he couldn't help but feel a bit ignorant, as he was unable to describe his situation in any other word besides asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm, a word which wasn't even a word.

Triggers the lever that unleashes the violent amount of fangirls

Don’t get your sex ed from fanfiction!

Get it from

Scarleteen

im gonna make a possum riding a roomba shirt and nobody can stop me 

“Oh that animal doesn’t LIKE you it just TOLERATES you” …..So? If that’s the most a non-social organism can feel towards you isn’t that just as special an honor as whatever it is you think affection means??

Just like I said. Illegal adoption.

https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/immigrant-mom-loses-effort-regain-son-us-parents/story?id=16803067

Reminder, if I ever unknowingly reblog from someone gross/don’t notice op but you do PLEASE let me know

I naively kinda assume like a herd immunity will keep posts like that off my dash so I’m not usually super vigilant when it comes to checking op, but sometimes that isn’t the case

So yeah, I will never be upset about being warned of that kind of thing, whether you wanna do anon or whatever I will appreciate the heads up!

Petition to call all finals, tests, and projects "big school thing" because I suck at speaking well and I always mix them up and confuse people

It's been a weird day.

I sat down to chat with my mom, and not only did I find out it was pretty obvious I was gay before I was out (which, at one point I was talking about a crush and she immediately went "Oh, who is she?" So), but I also found out that if my mother ever decide to label her sexuality she would be bisexual, and that she was low-key gay for her college best friend who I'm middle-named after.

Like I'm running on two hours of sleep gimme a second to fully understand that and be proud and then we'll keep talking