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The Atlas personality, drawing on the myth of the giant Atlas from Greek mythology upholding the world, is typically found in a person who felt obliged during childhood to take on responsibilities (extending beyond normal household chores or looking after siblings) such as providing psychological support to parental figures, often in a chaotic family situation.

They are thus liable to develop a pattern of compulsive caregiving in later life.

The result in adult life can be a personality devoid of fun,

and feeling the weight of the world on their shoulders. 

Depression and anxiety, 

as well as over-sensitivity to others 

and an inability to assert their own needs, are further identifiable characteristics. 

In addition, there may also be an underlying rage against a parent for not having provided love, and for exploiting the child for their own narcissistic needs.

While Atlas personalities may appear to function adequately as adults, 

they may be pervaded with a sense of emptiness and be lacking in vitality.

(Write-up sourced from wikipedia.)

Had a dream where my cats started multiplying. Like I go upstairs, my cat Arrow's in the bathroom. I look over, Arrow's in my doorway. I look back, there are 2 Arrows in my bathroom. My other cat Marigold gets involved. They begin covering every floor surface. I figure it's a hallucination as Arrows begin stacking on top of each other. All in the same lying position, all staring at me was calm, fearless eyes, making me feel nothing.

I go downstairs again and get my parents.

Scientist: I made Kool-aid with my lab equipment.

Me: Pssh, that's easy. You just use the powder-

Scientist: it's homemade

Me: *sweats*

Every time you smell a flower, you're smelling it's cooch

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

I read a YA-esque book in middle school and in it the protag farmer makes a thing of orange soda and some other stuff to brighten her pumpkin and because of that I have the primal urge to dump my diet Pepsi onto my plants every time I see them

im gonna make a possum riding a roomba shirt and nobody can stop me 

My brain: full of heart? More like full of bladder haha

My body: . . . I'm so dehydrated please drink

My brain: ahahahahahahHHAHAHAHAHA can't hear you over my own lolling hahahah