Had A Dream Where My Cats Started Multiplying. Like I Go Upstairs, My Cat Arrow's In The Bathroom. I

My inner lonely lesbian has two moods.

1) banging pots and pans to cry about how I don't have a gf I just wanna cuddle someone and do really dumb domestic stuff with her and sappho pleASE STOP MAKING ME LESBIALONE

2) dressing up pretty and swaggering with confidence because "every day is girlfriend hunting day" then getting bitchslapped silent by anxiety (Jeffrey) when there is a cute girl who wants to talk to me

I'm gonna rant about Monster High, bear with me

A couple days ago I was thinking about stuff from my childhood when I realized that there was never a Monster High doll line where the girls were humans. And frankly, I'm offended.

I read the book series back in like 5th grade, and though I don't consider it as very good, it definitely had a lot more lore than any of the movies or episodes (I never watched much tho so idk). But one of the biggest things about the school was that it was a school for humans, and the monsters had to change their names and hide themselves to coexist. There were "subtle" ways to show they were monsters (Lagoona constantly putting on lotion to stay moisturized, Ghoulia "Julia" talking super slow, Draculaura never going into public bathrooms, etc.) But it was an interesting setting for the two main characters (Frankie, freshly made, and Melody, the new human girl) to be placed in.

Having said that, it's pretty stupid that this was never referenced or even mentioned anywhere else in the show. Having a line of "Merston High girls" could seem boring, but so is 30 of the same dolls with different outfits.

I guess it doesn't really matter since the fad's been over for so long. But I watch a lot of doll face-up so it's relevant to me

A tiger at my animal sanctuary, biting into the cardboard box that had her Christmas dinner inside it: mmhmhm, crumbchy.

i remember this from my dreams

I never thought I would see the day where I could reblog this amazing piece

I feel so honored

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

I'm not sure if I have ADHD but this post took my by the hair and threw me into the void

7 most adhd moods

–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i  wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL

–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought

–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*

–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment

–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)

–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–

–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep

I don’t know what Dinnerbone means either.

Our city is going into lockdown tonight but at least someone's out here spreading joy

how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

I got one that said "goat" and experienced the most joy one could have in forgetting old slang