Scientist: I Made Kool-aid With My Lab Equipment.

Scientist: I made Kool-aid with my lab equipment.

Me: Pssh, that's easy. You just use the powder-

Scientist: it's homemade

Me: *sweats*

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5 years ago

trees are so good, oxygen AND leaf, sometimes fruit even. there's nothing more you could want

5 years ago

I'm not sure if I have ADHD but this post took my by the hair and threw me into the void

7 most adhd moods

–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i  wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL

–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought

–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*

–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment

–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)

–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–

–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep

6 years ago

outfit idea: a tshirt that says “I CAN’T BE KILLED” across the chest paired with booty shorts that read “GOD WON’T LET ME DIE” across the ass

5 years ago
Trying To Stay focused Until Friday… 

Trying to stay focused until Friday… 

5 years ago

i have an image i made last night while Not Sober that’s technically accurate but it mentions 9/11 so i will show it to you but you’re not allowed to get mad at me if you think it’s insensitive for mentioning 9/11


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5 years ago

Your body is like a cake. Each part is an ingredient, like flour or butter. While it might not taste that good by itself, when you put it all together, you find a sweet and beautiful dessert 💚

5 years ago
A Halloween Thing I Forgot To Post

A Halloween thing I forgot to post

It's my oc Adelaide as Kiki('s Delivery Service). I should've added more details but I also forgot lol

5 years ago

1. Drawing/painting in any way

2. Reading stories online

3. Fall and breathing cold air (really puts you back into your body)

4. Writing and making music

5. My new plants that I'm trying to keep alive

I wasn't gonna link 10 subs but yeah :)

List five things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox of the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. Get to know your mutuals and followers 💛

Hmm let's see....

Walking in the woods and feeling the leaves go cronch

S w e a t s h i r t s

Spending time with my friends

Drinking tea in the winter

Lying on the ground in the rain (you'll never guess why I'm sick as a dog right now rip)

@hufflepuffgirl01 @lemonberry-soda @dreemurrgirl @sinihaukka @starlightatmidnight @hellohellopumpkin @spookyum @ugw112lbs @anxiouspuddle @diamond-lightningx

Love all you kids and seeing your blogs on my dash <3 (platonically obviously)

5 years ago

I forgot to post this yesterday but inktober day 1. I took the ring theme seriously.

I Forgot To Post This Yesterday But Inktober Day 1. I Took The Ring Theme Seriously.

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5 years ago

Ranting about personal life but WTF this is the third time in a row that one of my best friends has gotten feelings for me and I've had to awkwardly turn them down due to the fact that mentally I'm a toxic piece of shit and I'm not going to put that on anyone

Used to be Le/monBe/rry-So/da three years ago (currently 2023) but I hate this account now and what is on it so sorry but find greener pasteurs. The pasteurs here are now gray. Love u besties I'll make a better version of this someday

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