My Brain: Full Of Heart? More Like Full Of Bladder Haha

My brain: full of heart? More like full of bladder haha

My body: . . . I'm so dehydrated please drink

My brain: ahahahahahahHHAHAHAHAHA can't hear you over my own lolling hahahah

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5 years ago

Insults that are way to extreme to be played off as "just a joke," will guarantee I cut you out of my life, and frankly need to be obliterated out of existence:

- you look like a pedophile

- you look like a school shooter

- you're a f*ggot

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5 years ago

I've always wanted to reblog this. Happy Halloween lol.

idontlikethisaccount - Not Bueno
idontlikethisaccount - Not Bueno
5 years ago
FEED ME ♡

FEED ME ♡

5 years ago

“Can’t decide if I need a hug, an xl coffee, 6 shots of vodka or two weeks of sleep.”

5 years ago

If this post get to 200,000 notes by my 18th birthday (November 3rd 2020) I'll get my profile pic tattoo...

If This Post Get To 200,000 Notes By My 18th Birthday (November 3rd 2020) I'll Get My Profile Pic Tattoo...

I'll get that little guy tattoo

5 years ago

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

5 years ago

Triggers the lever that unleashes the violent amount of fangirls

idontlikethisaccount - Not Bueno

Used to be Le/monBe/rry-So/da three years ago (currently 2023) but I hate this account now and what is on it so sorry but find greener pasteurs. The pasteurs here are now gray. Love u besties I'll make a better version of this someday

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