My brain: full of heart? More like full of bladder haha
My body: . . . I'm so dehydrated please drink
My brain: ahahahahahahHHAHAHAHAHA can't hear you over my own lolling hahahah
- you look like a pedophile
- you look like a school shooter
- you're a f*ggot
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I've always wanted to reblog this. Happy Halloween lol.
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“Can’t decide if I need a hug, an xl coffee, 6 shots of vodka or two weeks of sleep.”
If this post get to 200,000 notes by my 18th birthday (November 3rd 2020) I'll get my profile pic tattoo...
I'll get that little guy tattoo
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
Triggers the lever that unleashes the violent amount of fangirls
Used to be Le/monBe/rry-So/da three years ago (currently 2023) but I hate this account now and what is on it so sorry but find greener pasteurs. The pasteurs here are now gray. Love u besties I'll make a better version of this someday
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