Insults That Are Way To Extreme To Be Played Off As "just A Joke," Will Guarantee I Cut You Out Of My

The Atlas personality, drawing on the myth of the giant Atlas from Greek mythology upholding the world, is typically found in a person who felt obliged during childhood to take on responsibilities (extending beyond normal household chores or looking after siblings) such as providing psychological support to parental figures, often in a chaotic family situation.

They are thus liable to develop a pattern of compulsive caregiving in later life.

The result in adult life can be a personality devoid of fun,

and feeling the weight of the world on their shoulders. 

Depression and anxiety, 

as well as over-sensitivity to others 

and an inability to assert their own needs, are further identifiable characteristics. 

In addition, there may also be an underlying rage against a parent for not having provided love, and for exploiting the child for their own narcissistic needs.

While Atlas personalities may appear to function adequately as adults, 

they may be pervaded with a sense of emptiness and be lacking in vitality.

(Write-up sourced from wikipedia.)

Humans dealing with angiosperms are so weird man. Like we decorate our clothes with dead/fake corpses seasonally, spray on insect aphrodisiac to be attractive ourselves (which btw is the smell of plant vagina), and eat detached pregnant wombs to prevent a primal decency in the body (scurvy). Like wtf why did evolution do that

A Halloween thing I forgot to post

It's my oc Adelaide as Kiki('s Delivery Service). I should've added more details but I also forgot lol

here’s a secret message only people on mobile can see 🆒 🅱🅾🅾🅱

My inner lonely lesbian has two moods.

1) banging pots and pans to cry about how I don't have a gf I just wanna cuddle someone and do really dumb domestic stuff with her and sappho pleASE STOP MAKING ME LESBIALONE

2) dressing up pretty and swaggering with confidence because "every day is girlfriend hunting day" then getting bitchslapped silent by anxiety (Jeffrey) when there is a cute girl who wants to talk to me

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

How was I able to read this

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Frikaen’ awmosee. Wee lvie in anehaim so upor byos gt tto eojny the allcca-ess Dislyenand Dliay pssa. Our yoegnust (Tennar) wetnad t o b aan ofecifr. Unftanutroely he was too slaml for the resiartnts on ssalph moatnuin so wehn the cotsaer sepd up it fnulg him out and he skddied auobt 200 feet on hte aslahpt. H’eres waht wr’ee keipeng hi m in rhgit nwo:

Densiy w’not let us bruy on prak grnuods beuacse of a poitnetal cogirypht iusse wtih the sumrepan tgnih. 

We msis him a lto, but there’s a cantallecion fee on the Dliay pssa, so wv’ee been mnikag the msot of it. His brhtoer slitl eyojns the prak and scnie we csohe not to psers chegras, wr’ee enltited to one fere mekciy paacnke a day

??? Reidang taht lekood lkie you teird to cpoy abd ptsae 3 diireffnt stiroes tohteger to mkae us not reilase you jsut ceipod and padets??

Fsrit of all: ssalph moatnuin is a wetar log redi. Trehe are no pecals wrehe it jus…sdeeps…tup? Its a fuikcng wetar log ri?ed??

BEUACSE its a wetar log rdie it DNSEOT HVAE RES…STNIART.it DEOS hovewer hvae a miminum hhgiet reqmriuent of 46 iehcns to rdie the redi, so EEVN IF tihs kid was too sllam, tehy WLUOD NOT let tehm redi.

Trehe is no asuahplt anehwyre naer the tcark itlesf. The CLESOST you cluod cmoe is the big dorp at rhe end but aniag, miminum hhgiet reqmeriuent of 46 iehcns tlal to redi, the algne of the dorp and the seepd at wcihh you go it is phyacislly impissoble to get ‘laehcnud’.

I feel lkie tihs is oboivus but terehs so mcuh obsuoivly wnorg auobt the snoced aditidon i suoppse i need to state tsih.

SUAMREPN. ITNS. DIENSY. Sumrepan is DC. The olny tmehe pkras taht hvae licneced DC chtcaraer besad redis is six fsgal.

Six fsgal, anhtoer prak taht HAS MIMIMNUM HHGIET REQEMERIUNTS for rsedi.

Taht has resiartnts on redis in wcihh are nerasecy. Wcihh aniag, YOU CONNAT RDIE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE STEFAY GUINILDLES.

Goo tryy to shoptist and riun the reptatuion of a diireffnt pkra, wlil yuo? At lsaet mkae srue yuor sroty is eevn plbasuale brofee you oepn yuor misrofni-med mhtuo.

@crabwalker​ Are you sesuoirly expnialing to me how Ssalph Moatnuin wskro? Do you tnihk I d’not rebmemer how my son ddei? Oh, and i’ts “phacisylly impissoble to get lauehcnd?” Gseus wtah, aslohse? My SNN got laehcnud. Tihs is the lsat ptoho we hvae of hmi.

Yv’uoe siad smoe ceurl tgnihs to me, but I’m gniog to be the beggir peosrn.

Il’l be prniyag, for yuor seka, taht ndoboy in yuor flimay eevr gtes laehcnud.

Taht ptoho is besad off of a mmee of tihs lday loikong piessd. Taht and I c’nat fnid an inedicnt besad off of waht you poetsd. Suht the fcuk up.

Why did you phhsotoop tennar out of taht pirutce?

I woke up at 7:44 yesterday after a full night not sleeping, and my cats were both? In the bathroom? And then I heard a noise before they left and ajskdjfjdjdk my sweetie girl Marigold was peEING IN THE BATHTUB. So, not a good way to start the day

What a guy actually means when he says he's bouta take a nap:

N - naturally

A - ascending

P - penor

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