Happy New Years Everyone

Concept: a generic nightclub, except every hour (can be more often), one of those songs from a middle school dance starts playing. Cupid's Shuffle, Macarena, you know it.

someone: butch ballet dancers

me:

Your body is like a cake. Each part is an ingredient, like flour or butter. While it might not taste that good by itself, when you put it all together, you find a sweet and beautiful dessert 💚

Humans dealing with angiosperms are so weird man. Like we decorate our clothes with dead/fake corpses seasonally, spray on insect aphrodisiac to be attractive ourselves (which btw is the smell of plant vagina), and eat detached pregnant wombs to prevent a primal decency in the body (scurvy). Like wtf why did evolution do that

Insults that are way to extreme to be played off as "just a joke," will guarantee I cut you out of my life, and frankly need to be obliterated out of existence:

- you look like a pedophile

- you look like a school shooter

- you're a f*ggot

Add your own!

Every form of chicken on rice/starch is freaking delicious

Katsudon? Arroz con poyo? Chicken tika masala? CHICKEN TENDIES ON FRIES???

Elegant cuisine, all of them.

here’s a secret message only people on mobile can see 🆒 🅱🅾🅾🅱

I had a jarring moment when I went through my parent's DVD drawer and found a Men in Black VHS.

If my cat were here, I'd ask him what a landmark is.