I Don't Care It's The 3rd, I'm Sorry For The Amount Of 2020 Vision Memes I'm About To Reblog

I feking deleted my account

I was trying to delete an old tumblr thing and i deleted the whole thing. It’s like trying to take a fork out of the microwave and ripping out the microwave instead.

Every form of chicken on rice/starch is freaking delicious

Katsudon? Arroz con poyo? Chicken tika masala? CHICKEN TENDIES ON FRIES???

Elegant cuisine, all of them.

Self care is drinking pickle juice in a wine glass and feeling elegant as you watch YouTube instead of doing homework

you know those stories where the swan takes off it’s feathered cloak and turns into a sexy lady that some creepy farm dude marries? that but instead of a swan it’s the goose from untitled goose game and instead of being a sexy spouse it’s just doing the same things it always does it just has hands to more effectively grab things and longer legs to run with and instead of trying to keep the feathered cloak from it everyone is desperately trying to get it to put it back on

while he’s “roughly the size of a barge” and dumb as hell, gaston is NOT a himbo because he’s missing the ultimate himbo factor: kindness

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

Y'all just know that feeling?

Very cash money of you

Btw I forgot about this poster due tomorrow and It's officially Not Printer Time so

I'm gonna be painting my poster on a big canvas I just have

What a guy actually means when he says he's bouta take a nap:

N - naturally

A - ascending

P - penor